Alan in Belfast was reading "The Tooth Book" by Dr Seuss and Theo LeSieg to is daughter last night for bedtime. He came across what I'm going to say is the best page in book and had to send it to me considering my current tooth situation
I wish I was that Ruth on some tropical beach somewhere.
Update: Alan has enlightened me a bit about the authors:
It's "Dr Seuss (writing as Theo. LeSieg)" ... Wikipedia enlightens that "LeSieg is Dr. Seuss's last name, [Theodor Seuss] Geisel, spelled backwards".